(Verse 1)
Yeah Kong Kollege I'll take ya to school & with Dixie I'll quickly be makin' a fool of myself cuz well it's like I stumbled & fell but I'll try my best not to mumble the tale but with my skill I could leave ya shook forever I got more info than Cranky & Wrinkly put together & I'll share it I don't care if it's apparent that I'll shoot you with a pellet like Squawks the Parrot yeah I plan to munch this for all my lunches cuz all I need to grub is banana bunches or you can get popped like a balloon if your stupid or just are a shitty student in this class I teach don't be askin' to speak without raisin' your hand or get bashed in the teeth or better yet hit on the head with a cane once your dead on your last life then it's game over I told ya that I can roll up & simply do a cartwheel just to fold ya ya know what I'm grown but so what that won't stop me from wantin' to explore the place I'm at yo the stage the map & I'm so dope yo I'm sayin' that you should admire how I stay flyer than Funky with fresh kicks like Squitter the Spider my country's full of villains fuck the Kremling Krew & sink Crocodile Isle's what I fen to do yo Kaptain K. Rool can get it to cuz after I rescue DK yo he fen to lose red hat red shirt's my apparel I'll hop in a bonus, cannon, or golden barrel cuz I'm the dopest I'm ferocious & Ghostly Grove is where my home is it's atrocious when I'm feelin' hopeless then my life is gloomier than the gulch is