(Verse 1)
Yeah I hope you're ready cuz I'm about to rap it fuck your sisters map bitch ya blew it cuz I found an atlas in case ya didn't know I'm from the town of Pallet and the 6 I got's too strong to be counterbalanced even though I know you care to win but the fact is I'll leave your entire garrison in fuckin ashes cuz you could never smoke me like an oak tree I'm the professor you're useless like a Goldeen or better yet a Magikarp & it's so sad you don't have a heart you had to part with your Soul Badge ya know that you're Koga 'bout to get ran over fuck a bulldozer my strength can push a boulder I don't swim I surf in fact I'll get the urge to flash once I feel a Surge & conquer the Thunder Badge yeah you can get cut to pieces so uniquely kinda like the various evolutions of an Eevee but yo if you're Seeking a beating this evening stay clear of my poisonous smog cuz it'll leave ya Weezing I'll make your eye swell cuz you don't lie well I know you're speakin' Clefables with your Ninetales my punchlines are like that of what Hitmonchan throws them wack hoes are like bugs cuz I Zapdos but i call your girls tits Jigglypuffs and in return she calls my dick Wigglytuff ha & Kadabra's the homie yo we telekinesis shit & he helps me Trick a bitch with Ally Switch & I use it to pull a ho with awesome posture & I always introduce 'em to my pocket monster & you might've noticed yo my lifes devotion but I always refill my HP with hyper potions but yo I'm sure you knew that you found doom you're annoying as fuck Zubat's in Mt. Moon